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I hate my former roommate. He’s been an asshole to me ever since we met. Today he got kicked out of our university’s housing. He’s gone now but most of his clothes are still here and going to be sent to him.

To get a little parting revenge against him, I went through his entire closet and dresser and rubbed my asshole/perinium region all over every article of clothing he left here, and his only towel.

I did this right when I got back from the gym, before showering. I left no visible stains on anything but all of his clothes smell like ass now. I couldn’t be more pleased with myself.

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